The Very Worst/Everything of Eye Suck (1999-2003)

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1.	!!!? 00:27	buy track
2.	I'm Going to Hell 01:44	buy track
3.	Chef Ted 02:22	buy track
4.	BLT 01:41	buy track
5.	Anti-Christ Supermarket 01:02	buy track
6.	Aw Snap! 00:41	buy track
7.	Aw Snap! [different version] 00:30	buy track
8.	B.L.Suck 01:26	buy track
9.	Bad Christmas 02:17	buy track
10.	All The Cowboys 01:54	buy track
11.	Beat Me Down 01:11	buy track
12.	Betty Crocker Punk Rocker [Furious George] 00:24	buy track
13.	Bitch 01:24	buy track
14.	Bodies Hitting The Floor 01:27	buy track
15.	Anthem You Should Know 01:28	buy track
16.	Bombs, Weapons and Guns 00:52	buy track
17.	Born To Hate Your Guts 02:45	buy track
18.	Breakin Stuff 00:41	buy track
19.	Butt Rangers 01:34	buy track
20.	Eskimos Unite 01:58	buy track
21.	Cashing in Your Organs 01:55	buy track
22.	Casssez Votre Cuo 01:30	buy track
23.	Cheese & Crackers 01:23	buy track
24.	Another Wasted Night [Dashboard Confessional] 02:08	buy track
25.	Christmas Pirate 01:51	buy track
26.	Clones [Alice Cooper] 00:34	buy track
27.	Dennis Hates Puppets 00:47	buy track
28.	Dennis Wants To Go To The Arcade 00:16	buy track
29.	Digesting Sand 01:53	buy track
30.	Digesting Sand [diferent version] 01:52	buy track
31.	Dodgeball Loser 02:16	buy track
32.	Don't Beat Me Up 02:24	buy track
33.	Don't Eat That Face 00:23	buy track
34.	Don't Hum 01:20	buy track
35.	Don't Vacuum The Rug 00:52	buy track
36.	Duct Tape 01:39	buy track
37.	I Need Food 00:45	buy track
38.	Sharon, Lois and World Wide Nuclear Explosion 02:18	buy track
39.	I Shot Bram 00:26	buy track
40.	Just Bury Yourself 02:09	buy track
41.	Tony Danza 00:40	buy track
42.	Food is a Joke 00:33	buy track
43.	Gallon 01:03	buy track
44.	Talking to You is Like Swallowing Nails. Except I'd Rather Be Swallowing Nails 01:50	buy track
45.	Hitler's Speech 00:26	buy track
46.	Santa is Obese 01:34	buy track
47.	Nobody Dials Zero Anymore 02:17	buy track
48.	You Fucking Bother Me 01:14	buy track
49.	Soy Bomb! 01:17	buy track
50.	Emo Made Us Look Dumb 01:48	buy track
51.	Shut Up, I'm Telling You a Joke 00:25	buy track
52.	Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 01:25	buy track
53.	At The Zoo 02:02	buy track
54.	Punched a Mime 01:56	buy track
55.	I Hate Creed 01:47	buy track
56.	I Hate All of Your Favorite Bands 02:02	buy track
57.	I Hate Your Face, Fucker 01:22	buy track
58.	Make Like a Tree and Die 04:30	buy track
59.	Tear Your Ass Apart 00:56	buy track
60.	Mannequin Molester 03:00	buy track
61.	Weapons Are Cool 01:18	buy track
62.	Nevada 01:47	buy track
63.	New Years Day 00:42	buy track
64.	Opposite Day 01:06	buy track
65.	What The Fuck Is Wrong With Me? 01:50	buy track
66.	Puppets Are Weird 02:05	buy track
67.	My Pal Lucifer 01:39	buy track
68.	I'm Sending You a 01:11	buy track
69.	Holy Shit 01:06	buy track
70.	When You're Being an Asshole... 02:15	buy track
71.	Sniff U Jerx Lata! 02:17	buy track
72.	N.E.S Commando 01:56	buy track
73.	Rapist In Disneyland 01:57	buy track
74.	Nobody Likes You Because You Are Unpopular and Ugly 02:07	buy track
75.	Valentine's Day Sucks 01:01	buy track
76.	You're a Jerk 01:08	buy track
77.	I Invented Cardboard 02:00	buy track
78.	Santa is Another Way of Spelling Satan 02:55	buy track
79.	Gotchya! 01:51	buy track
80.	Hey Ostrich! 01:32	buy track
81.	Fear The Unicorn 01:49	buy track
82.	Satan Wants Pudding 00:38	buy track
83.	Naked Celebrity 01:58	buy track
84.	You Got Raphed 02:27	buy track
85.	I Wanna Be a Dog 00:43	buy track
86.	You Are Trash 01:31	buy track
87.	The Demise of Dave Thomas 01:53	buy track
88.	I Am Convinced 01:33	buy track
89.	Space Invaders 01:46	buy track
90.	John F. Coyle 02:27	buy track
91.	The Boy Who Couldn't Count 02:05	buy track
92.	Little Tiny Island 02:25	buy track
93.	Grave Robbin' 01:58	buy track
94.	Cowboys & Indians 02:03	buy track
95.	Sick Fucking Stupid Fucker 01:28	buy track
96.	Fuck You, I'm Having Fun 02:06	buy track
97.	I Thought You Died 02:25	buy track
98.	Joy (Part 1) 00:47	buy track
99.	Joy (Part 2) 00:48	buy track
100.	Joy (Part 3) 01:27	buy track
101.	Instrumental #1 00:40	buy track
102.	Instrumental #2 01:53	buy track
103.	You Fuck Me Up 02:34	buy track
104.	Mutt 01:40	buy track
105.	Oi! 00:37	buy track
106.	Fucking Shit 02:09	buy track
107.	I Spread Rumors Saying That You're Cool And Nobody Believed Them 01:50	buy track
108.	Mouth Jam 01:07	buy track
109.	Satanic Dance Party 00:33	buy track
110.	You Eat Lead Paint 00:19	buy track
111.	Where The Buses Don't Go 01:17	buy track
112.	Tell Me What It's Like To Be Wrong. I Wouldn't Know, I'm Always Right 01:54	buy track
113.	Everybody is Against You 02:25	buy track
114.	No More Mr Nice Guy 02:50	buy track
115.	Fuck You 01:09	buy track
116.	Enough is Enough 01:20	buy track
117.	Shitman 02:14	buy track
118.	Revenge Of Rumplefudgekins 01:58	buy track
119.	The Hole Filled With Cement 02:04	buy track
120.	Remember the Time When... 01:34	buy track
121.	I Know You Are But What Am I? 01:47	buy track
122.	Make Like a Tree And Fall 02:45	buy track
123.	Attacked By Birds 00:25	buy track
124.	Four Foot Fuck 01:44	buy track
125.	Lunacy 00:45	buy track
126.	I'm Better Than You 01:53	buy track
127.	Instrumental #4 01:29	buy track
128.	My Secret Song 00:13	buy track
129.	Twas The Night Before Christmas 00:51	buy track
130.	Instrumental #6 01:30	buy track
131.	Instrumental #5 01:03	buy track
132.	I Can't Remember When You Didn't Suck 02:20	buy track
133.	Instrumental #3 01:53	buy track
134.	Quest for the Holy Choad 05:21	buy track
135.	V.F.W. [Dead Milkmen] 01:46	buy track
136.	Objection! [Shakira] 02:48	buy track
137.	Fucked Up Kid [Crimpshrine] 00:48	buy track
138.	Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend [Mr T. Experience] 01:51	buy track
139.	Magic 8 Ball [Cub] 02:31	buy track
140.	Ghetto Superstar 01:04	buy track
141.	Talk Dirty To Me [Poison] 00:43	buy track
142.	Rock You Like a Tropical Storm 00:40	buy track
143.	Gallon [different version] 01:01	buy track
144.	You Fucking Bother Me [different version] 01:20	buy track
145.	Tony Danza [different version] 00:39	buy track
146.	My Pal Lucifer [different version] 01:46	buy track
147.	Food is a Joke [different version] 00:38	buy track
148.	Talking to You is Like Swallowing Nails. Except I'd Rather Be Swallowing Nails [different version] 02:01	buy track
149.	New Year's Day [different version] 02:18	buy track
150.	Just Bury Yourself [different version] 02:03	buy track
151.	I Need Food [different version] 00:41	buy track
152.	Mannequin Molester [different version] 02:29	buy track
153.	N.E.S. Commando [different version] 01:54	buy track
154.	Joy [revisited] 03:58	buy track
155.	High Speed Chase 02:02	buy track
156.	Passover (On and On) 02:53	buy track
157.	Thank You So Much 00:18	buy track
158.	Evil Outro 01:11	buy track
159.	Gone, I Don't Care 03:01	buy track
160.	The American Flag Is Ugly 00:28	buy track
161.	Fitness Made Simple 00:22	buy track
162.	Junkie's Runnin' Dry [Operation Ivy] 02:04	buy track
163.	Magic Isn't Real 00:28	buy track
164.	Protein Shakes Are Fucking Gross 00:13	buy track
165.	Wrestling Is Awesome / Ringworm 00:37	buy track

about

Eye Suck was a one man satirical punk band that lasted from 1998-2003.

Even though the title says "Everything", I know for a fact that there are at least 50 more songs that are either buried on broken cassette tapes or accidentally deleted from my computer. Off the top of my head I can remember recording the Ramones first album front to back. I also remember a group of songs revolving around topics such as, jousting, knives, and making fun of emo.

I eventually got bored of trying to sound bad. However, I must admit that sometimes I miss writing and recording music that has no expectations other than being funny to a few of my friends.

So, for a reasonable $75 you can own 158 examples of why I was an awkward basement dwelling teenager that "suffered" from minor social anxiety.

Take care!

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released March 20, 2015

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